An important service announcement

Here is my quote for the night:

Sometimes the answer isn't no; it's just not right now

How is that for some "hope and change"?

I'm trying here, people! haha

This is begging...

...for a caption. My hero sings...

On the way to the eco funny farm...

If you need a laugh...

Some people photoshop when they are upset...

...and will remain nameless. So there.

Right, and I'm Casper the Ghost.

Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president

I'm not getting work, um, finished.

Fail blog

Yeah. I don't know how it started but I'm stuck guffawing at these funnies. Click the link. They are all G rated :)

PC version of SNL skit

The owner of this blog does not support shooting people who made money and bailed in the sub-prime mortgage scandal. Satire is an odd thing.

Watch it quick

It may not be up more than another few hours.



We got Mr. Thorn's 401K statement today. We made negative 11%! How lucky is that?

Fine, except...

"Mom, I had a practice spelling test today"

"Oh, how'd you do?"

"Fine. Well, except my "e's" didn't have pointy noses"


I don't even know what that means but I am positive it is true.

Slapface

In case you miss Dwight's words of wisdom:
Dwight's Blog

I miss The Office. Bad.

What a wonderful idear!

Society of Pope Paul VI


An excerpt:

The Mass could be scheduled once a month at four o'clock on a Sunday afternoon in a different parish each week. (It would be best not to advertise it in case there was any danger of seeming to dissent from the reforms of Pope Benedict.) In some places, it might be possible to set up a personal parish for the rite of the 1970s but only if the Council of Priests are in full agreement.

The SSPVI would need to bring their own pottery chalice(s), pizza hosts, polyester vestments, guitars and Celebration Hymn Books. They would also need an ironing board or similar to set up with two squat candlesticks at one end for Mass facing the people. The priest who was preaching would, of course, be on his honour not to say anything against the Traditional Latin Mass.

A great plan, no?

Scared.

Patron Saints of Scary Stuff

For the record, my fears aren't on there.I can live with bugs and snakes, it is telemarketers and medical insurance companies that scare the snot out of me.

Mommy quote of the day

Mid-summer makes mommies nutty. My friend said to her son today "I'm not paying $2 if you are going to wash the car dumb".

We are now neck and neck in the momism contest. Last week I told the middle son "That's it, you have no brother for the rest of the day. You lost him."

He spent the next three hours asking if he could have his brother back. We do what we gotta do. We aren't mental, we are moms.

Professional er....

This is funny. I do not consider myself a professional and should not be taken seriously. There. Now I am not legally bound by my take on life.

Roh-row Rorge. This is funny.

Gas price protest singer arrested at Ind. convenience store

VALPARAISO, Ind. - A man with a guitar and a megaphone climbed atop a convenience store roof to serenade commuters with his musical protest of high gasoline prices — until police halted the impromptu concert.

Funny stuff

H/T to Cannonball. This was too funny not to savor.

My sides I laughed so hard I split.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
-Mel Brooks


"It's good to be alive. There are so many things you can't do when you're dead."
--Mel Brooks, "Life Stinks"


“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”
- Yoda

“Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.”
- Yoda

“Happens to every guy sometimes this does”
- Yoda

"You must unlearn what you have learned."
- Yoda

Just finding these funny at the moment. If you need to put your words into a "Yoda translator" for some laughs, click here.

My last ode to silliness.

I love kids.

Much needed laugh

Life right now is brutal so a laugh is needed. I need a Colbert break on my blog more often.