Showing posts with label Anti-Earth Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anti-Earth Day. Show all posts

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Happy Anti-Earth Day!


Happy Anti-Earth Day to all the other Catholic nerds out there! Industry, computers, commerce, you go with your bad selves! Yes, I am being patronizing just in case it's not apparent. I told my kids they are NOT to pick up garbage today either. It can wait until tomorrow. Don't know what to do with your family today? Maybe you could have roasted eagle or dolphin over a plastic milk jug campfire. Then you can gather the kids around the bathroom and flush the toilet repeatedly while telling stories about how God is to be worshipped and not the pagan goddess Mother Earth. How about some crafts made of completely new materials? No paper towel holders, no shoe boxes or used string....get out some brand spanking new craft supplies made in the USA(or China if all the USA brands have recycled materials). I love my computer, my big ole van, my running toilet(pre-Clinton era style) and I have a few products that I am not afraid to admit punch holes in the ozone.

Here is the deal. Take care of the gifts God has given us. Don't waste and don't take things for granted. Man was given dominion over these things. The Earth should never come before God or unborn babies or for that matter be a religion in and of itself. There ya have it. Have a blessed Anti-Earth Day, fire up that computer and don't forget to thank God for all He has given us! The Earth and all that is in it!