Monday, June 16, 2008

Snarky

Victory against the sandalistas of the Catholic church

They are tired of seeing smug lay ministers of Holy Communion parading around the altar as if they were priests, of endless bidding prayers about climate change, and above all by the fake folk music imposed on them by bad amateur composers.


Uh, yeah. Down with the cup parade! And then Damian's last words...

A man who has faced up to Colombia's most feared drugs baron will not be intimidated by a few geriatric Catholic trendies.


Geriatric Catholic trendies. Snort. I like him, he's funny and calls it like it is. Oh Lord, help us poor sinners stuck in this liturgical pot of muck.

2 comments:

cordelia said...

"sandalistas" i thought that was pretty funny... never heard that one before!!

Kit Brookside said...

"prayers about climate change" - LOL! We were asked to pray for "a better understanding of the Islamic faith as a religion of peace" this past weekend. Yeah. Been pondering that one and I STILL DON'T GET IT! I guess I am Thomas, I'll have to see it to believe it.