Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Mother of Cramps and Labor Pain and All Feminine Crap
I'm taking a new approach to my suffering. The pain is worse, it's freaking my kids out and they keep wanting to call 911. When I can't walk or fix them lunch, it's time to blame someone. I've decided that if Eve wasn't such a prideful and stupid woman, this might not even be occurring right now. Yes, I know some other woman would have come along and screwed up eventually but I'm using this to get through today. I am in the writhing and gnashing stage of feminine pain and it's officially all her fault. She sucks. Thankfully, Christ came, our Blessed Mother did damage control or this might be even worse. It's still Eve's fault and she will go down in history as the Mother of Cramps and Labor Pain and All Feminine Crap. Thanks a lot, you stupid woman.
I'm not bitter or anything today. It's a coping skill. Seriously.